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Stories:   2002 2003

Locations and Landmarks
  1. Bear Crap Camp
  2. Elvis Mountain
  3. Killing Fields
  4. Kotex Island
  5. No Fish Lake
  6. No Fish River
  7. Paradise Island
  8. Son of Elvis Portage
Memorable Quotations
  1. Back at ya, how many cards you got?
  2. BURN IT!!!
  3. Cheeseburger!
  4. I'm chitless, on my honor
  5. Mother of God!
  6. Ninety-Nine!
  7. That's the Mother of all Bass!
  8. Camofrage Bla - Pappy
  9. I need some water! - Uncle Al
  10. *loud and angry sound in the woods* What the HELL was THAT?!!! (1996)
  11. What do you mean there's another shower - Big (1996)
  12. Here, I have a better way to cook that - Cook (1996)
  13. We're all up here - Dude (1996)
  14. Either a truck is backing up or the fries are done - Ultra (1996)
  15. I just found a Fruit-of-the-Loom label in my spaghetti - Ultra (1996)
  16. It's like chewing on a condom! - Ultra (1996)
  17. Which boat is the one with the SWEET motor? - Ultra (1996)
  18. Yea, that's a bollweavel - Ultra (1996)
  19. It's a bag of tomatoes - Uncle Al (1996)
  20. Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, ... - Uncle Al (1996)
  21. Here, give him these cans - he needs to start a fire - Unknown (1996)
  22. I think we have enough gas to make it back - Unknown (1996)
  23. I'm gonna get me one of those fag lures - All but the Cook (1997)
  24. This Fire Line sucks - Big (1997)
  25. You guys are full of crap about seeing shooting stars - Big (1997)
  26. Yea, I knew all about that mongoose thing - Mongoose Man (1997)
  27. Camp on an island - bears can't swim - Mr. Personality (1997)
  28. This Spider Line sucks - Fire Line ain't bad - Big (1998)
  29. WE go on this side of the rock - Big (1998)
  30. That car full of old blue hairs just passed Hink - Cook (1998)
  31. F***er - Danny (1998)
  32. Danny is the best driver we ever had - Idiot Zups Employee (1998)
  33. I found the best path to take - Bubba (2000)
  34. Can we borrow your boat? Our ride never showed - Dude (2000)
  35. I caught a fish with my Froggy! - Dude (2000)
  36. We're sinking!!! - Several (2000)
  37. Screw Zups - All (2001)
  38. Yep, I see their heads above water - no need to go back - Bubba & Big (2001)
  39. Put the GPS in the sun to dry out - Cook (2001)
  40. I think my sleeping bag got wet - Greg (2001)
  41. It's just around this bend - Jeepin (2001)
  42. Yeah, just one more portage - Jeepin (2001)
  43. Hmm ... let's stop at that hotel, I have to ... uh ... go to the bathroom - Ultra (2001)
  44. Yeah, I got the hotel reserved, don't worry. - Ultra (2001)
  45. We have a serious problem! - Tony (2003)
  46. Mmmmm, clams! - Jeepin, Dude, Ultra (2006)
Rules
  1. Do not remove fish from stringer near the waters edge
  2. Duct tape will attach any reel to any rod
  3. If there's water, Tony will get wet
  4. Never discuss food quality with the cook
  5. Never underestimate the ferociousness of the mongoose
  6. No new rules
  7. Only bring stuff that burns
  8. Prepare for massive line entanglements with a Hink onboard
  9. Someone should sit in the bow
  10. Wet moss can be used as an engine coolant
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